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Overall I have no complaints about it, but at the same time, no real praise. I like that it glows in the dark, the suction cup is solid, and the size is decent. It's fairly priced and well-made. I got enjoyment out of this one, but there isn't much unique that makes this stand out. That being said: If you have an interest in creature toys, I'd still pick it up. It will definitely still make for a pleasurable ride.

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Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

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Well, look here, y’all! This eye-popping purple, pink, and blue alien pussy stroker is the extraterrestrial fuck you’ve been hankering for! There’s so much detail molded onto it, with a pronounced clit and equally prominent hood, ribbed meaty entry and the look of a juicy vulva; you’re in for a mighty good time with what this here stroker’s packing! The outside’s got all sorts of textures that’ll help you keep your grip firm, and that stretchy, high-quality silicone wraps ’round you like a dream, letting you sink into a soft and textured experience, all while you pound away thinking of your cosmic crush!

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Okay, so to me this toy looks more like a weird alien claw than a cute bunny, but trust me—it’s actually a total treat in the bedroom. Despite the odd looks, it definitely got me hopping in the right direction. With 10 vibration settings that range from buzzy to rumbly, it gives you plenty of options to find your perfect vibe. The dual stimulation is the real deal: the gently curved shaft targets your G-spot, while those distinct bunny ears hit just the right spot on your clit. It's not about overwhelming intensity, but rather steady, manageable pleasure—perfect for those who like to take their time. It’s the perfect size—small enough for solo play, yet big enough to bring satisfying sensations when used with a partner, leaving you on the "edge" of something amazing. The internal bullet vibrator can also be used on its own for external stimulation. Just slide the sleeve off and experiment.

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The Little Red Bullet Vibrator from Natalie's Toy Box is a cute, discreet vibrator that can sit on your bookcase without anyone thinking it's a sex toy. Despite its discreet design, from the back, The Little Red Bullet does look quite phallic. This is a very buzzy vibrator, and it's not as quiet as I had hoped a discreet sex toy would be. It has 16 functions and is waterproof, rechargeable, and body safe. There are some nooks & crannies on the face side of the vibrator that can make it more difficult to clean, but an extra soft toothbrush will help get all the hard to reach spots.

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This toy is a fun time! It's a huge dildo that's a worthwhile challenge. The vibration, powered by the app, is a great toy for versatile play.

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The Lovense Tenera 2 is a toy that's like that one friend who's almost perfect, but not quite. Don't get me wrong, I loved the adorable gradient - "It's so PRETTY!" were the first words I heard! And the ergonomic design? Top-notch. The suction was on the weaker side though and the preset increments did not increase it by much (using the app is different of course as you can go from 0-10 in one push of a button). However, that is exactly what she likes as she's super sensitive and some toys are just too powerful from the get-go. It feels as though the color scheme, the light weight of the toy, the quietness and the suction levels all blend together to be soothing. Not a "wild fuck" as they say, but more like a gently kiss. If you need strong suctions though, then avoid this toy. Another reason to avoid is if you do not want/need to use apps to use your toys. I personally like to use toys without apps. After all, who likes a lube covered phone? Not me, that's for sure... That being said, the app controls are a nice touch IF you are into that kind of thing and they work for long distance play too, which is cool. Just BTW, the self-cleaning feature is genius! All in all, the Tenera 2 is a solid toy if you're into more low-key vibes and don't mind a toy that's a bit more... laid-back, then this might be the one for you. But if you're a power-sucker, you might want to keep looking. Oh, and one more thing: the price. Ouch. It's like they're charging us per rainbow color. Worth it for those that would use all the app features, maybe, but for me? Not so much.

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The SORAYA 2 is a high-quality, dual-stimulation vibrator that delivers a unique experience, especially with its various settings and ergonomic design. It’s powerful and luxurious, but it has a learning curve and can be a bit tricky to use due to its stiffness and broad tip. Overall, it’s worth the investment if the design suits your body, and I’d recommend waiting for a sale if you’re on the fence about the high price.

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We Tried the Satisfyer Pro 2+ in Every Way… Even That One 👀 We get it — you’ve heard it all before. The Pro 2+ is the clit-sucking legend. It’s been hyped, praised, gifted by the dozen, and probably has its own star on the toy walk of fame. So why another review? Because honestly… not every legend hits the same. 🥲 For Leni, it was more of a “meh” than a “mind-blown.” She’s a vibe girl at heart, and while the suction is strong, it just didn’t do the thing. The vibrations? Kind of a letdown. And yeah — Karl tried it too (because science), and spoiler: no happy ending. But here’s the twist: even with our lukewarm love story, we’d still say it’s a must-have — especially if you’re curious about air pulse toys. It’s simple, effective, quiet (mostly), and when it hits, it really hits… just not for everyone. And hey, with that price? It’s kind of the house wine of sex toys. Sometimes you’re surprised, sometimes you remember why it was €15. Curious where we tested it next? Scroll down. Let’s just say… it involves nipples, hickeys, and a little suction science. 😏

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